fifth floor of the Lib

Why are all my t-shirts apparently made for short fat people with thick necks? And all of my undershirts for taller people with skinnier necks? SO frustrating. Honestly- I think I need tailored shirts or maybe I should just wear them once and buy new shirts like every week and give the old ones to charity or something. It's seriously so annoying. But oh well. I'm writing this paper thing and it's not getting much longer so I really should get back to that. Seriously.