Voicemail

I don't do voicemail. I just don't. It takes effort and texts are easier. I'm lazy, not going to lie. In fact- I get angry when people leave voicemails. Unless they're super funny. Also- I had a whole laundry list of reasons why voice mail sucks but I didn't write it down last night so now all I've got is that I'm lazy. Believe me, though- I have valid reasons. Voicemail sucks. True story.