Adventuring is AWESOME!!

XTreme with an ArmX.

Oh yeah- burritos are the new superfood, didn't ya know?


All these leaves were hanging out inside my car....



This is what happens when someone writes 'arms crossed Xtreme' and I'm trying to drive.

Gard got it right.

This one's better but a little too cholo for my own good.

AWESOME CINEMATOGRAPHY!

Yeah, I made this on my MACBOOK. Ready, go. I'm not that HARDCORE at mountainbiking or CREATIVE at moviemaking, so you'll forgive me. Ok- ready, it's awesometime.

Cell phone Hole

This is the state of my birth. Notice all the white places. Ready go.

Phoenix IS ESTREME.

This is another 'version' of the other Phoenix vid I posted earlier. This one is also awesome. Ready, go.

Why I love slash hate climbers

What your harness says about you

Yeah, as awful as that is, I love making fun of people for stupid things like this. There I said it. Your 'props' really do say a lot about you- especially so in a gear intensive thing such as climbinating. Anyways, there's probably curse wurds and such in that link, so klik on it at your own risk. Mkay.

Also, I have adjustable leg loops. So there you go. Embrace the suck.

Yes!

Yes! If only I could find out how to order them. But they do in fact exist! My sister is SO good at the interweb.

I couldn't resist.

I don't care if it's not St Patty's.

Lighted USB cables

I want some USB cables that light up. The only ones I can find have light up ends. But I want legit light up cables that light up the whole length. Like electric glowsticks is what I'm saying. Ready, go. Anybody know of any?

I'm on a Batman Kick

I've probably watched both the Nolan Batman movies today and I'm considering starting the original quartet now. So here's this little trailer that I think is pretty cool. I can't decide if it's been edited or if it's legit. Either way, it's awesomes. As is Christopher Nolan.

Decades

Here's a list of things that go with each decade in my mind. As in- these are the things that only happened in each of these decades, regardless of actual dates, according to my head(also this list is super lame and cliche and worthless and yada yada- don't judge me):
Fifties:
Nukular bombs, Leave it to Beaver, Woodies, the Beach Boys


Sixties:
Air Force, Cafe Racers, Mods, HELP


Seventies:
Jogging, Vietnam, GLAM Rock, Cocaine


Eighties:
High School, The Navy, Truckers, Idaho


Nineties:
Hansen, the Olympics, neon colors, monster trucks



Once Again- this list is totally retarded. Also- Don't judge me.

Independence Day

Here it is. Ready go. It's independence day!!!

One more and then I'm done.

I love having fast interwebs.

Visual Representation or 'It's 4 in the morning and I'm still awake'

I made a little graphical representation of my future home:

Forgot one thing

I also want to carry these:

So that I can do this:

Because it is this:

(Hardcore coolness- rabbit)

School Bus-inated! Eat delicious meats!

I'm buying a bus. Maybe I'll buy it from The School Bus Buyin' Place. They look like they've got some pretty sweet deals. True story. And once I've purchased my school bus I'm then either gonna do this:

so that I can then do this:



with Lucy:

Or I'm gonna do something like this:

So that I can then do this:

with Lucy:

And then I'll be able to do this:

Or I'll load up these:

so that I can do this:

or these:

and these:

So that I can do this:

And it'll be like this:

and this:

and this:

All rolled into one:

But most importantly it'll be like this:

Or in other words: Total Hardcore Awesomeness Intense